Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

The Turkey-Bacon Song

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

Composed upon waking up on Father’s Day:

Turkey Bacon,
Bird thinks its a pig,
YUM!

Quote: Billy Flowers (Chem. Professor)

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

“Oxygen and Carbon show up, and they’re like ‘lets party,’ but we’ve got to get an octet going before we can make friends” – Chem. Prof.

Ha-Ha…

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

With regard to the recent crack of Windows 7 RTM (you know, the crack for software that hasn’t been released yet?):

Kali4 on downloadsquad.com had this to say:

Did I catch that right? My favorite lumbering unweildy grotesque giant of a corporation that takes forever to do anything and forever more to do it right; just floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee? WTF Microsoft! Are you going to make me actually RAISE my expectations of you? First Win7 looks like it might actuall be a win, Bing is a decent reinvention of Live Search, and now this beautifully executed move. Next thing I know, the price of OSs are going to drop…”

Ha-Ha…

Fail: Before/After Photos

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

I always remember after I complete a project that I would like to have some before/after photos. WTF?

Either way my room is clean.

Proof! A clean desk…

Monday, June 15th, 2009

For those of you who refuse to believe without photographic proof!

 

Clean Desk