The Turkey-Bacon Song

Composed upon waking up on Father’s Day: Turkey Bacon, Bird thinks its a pig, YUM!

Quote: Billy Flowers (Chem. Professor)

“Oxygen and Carbon show up, and they’re like ‘lets party,’ but we’ve got to get an octet going before we can make friends” – Chem. Prof.

Quote: Amber Cheek

“DB (douche-bag), beyond belief”