Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

The Turkey-Bacon Song

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

Composed upon waking up on Father’s Day:

Turkey Bacon,
Bird thinks its a pig,
YUM!

Quote: Billy Flowers (Chem. Professor)

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

“Oxygen and Carbon show up, and they’re like ‘lets party,’ but we’ve got to get an octet going before we can make friends” – Chem. Prof.

Quote: Amber Cheek

Friday, February 12th, 2010

“DB (douche-bag), beyond belief”